Toilets Quotes - Page 5

When I'm meant to be standing in the wings, the only way to go is the ladies' toilets. It's the only time I've ever acted in the toilets.

The only process you've mastered is the process of elimination, and the only reason you've mastered that is because you can do it in the toilet.

If a woman were about to proceed to her execution, she would demand a little time to perfect her toilet.

Leadership is about keeping toilets flushing," the Admiral once said. "Unless you're on the battlefront. Then it's about staying alive. Neither are pleasant.

The provision of toilets is a minimum requirement for the dignity of our women.

An OBE is what you get if you clean the toilets well at King's Cross station.

There is something reassuring about the toilets. Bodily functions at least remain democratic. Everybody shits.

I was a maid, so cleaning toilets wasn't my favorite thing, but honestly, standing outside all day in the cold was worse.

We built everything - toilets included. I think those islands in the middle of nowhere are quite poetic. It's kind of an Oriental Atlantis.

You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.

I wouldn't go in a fast food outlet even to use the toilet.

I’ll flush a copy of my bill down the toilet. You should be getting it in a couple of days.

Harry looked at Bellman. He could not help but admire him. The way you admire a cockroach you flush down the toilet and it comes creeping back again and again and in the end it inherits the world.

Lean Pockets, I don't even wanna know what's in those. I wonder what the directions are on a box of Lean Pockets: 'Remove from box, place directly in toilet.' Flush Pocket!

Timmy, who made a daring escape, also made a mistake of paying the taxi driver with a check made out of toilet paper.

Do you have someone watching her house?” (Stephanie) “That kind of surveillance only happens in the movies. We’re so underbudgeted we’re one step away from holding bake sales to pay for toilet paper. (Morelli)

Don't get married in a house where there is no toilet.

No, thanks," said Harry. "The toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it— it might be sick." Then he ran, before Dudley could work out what he'd said.

Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet.

Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go on there and build up the ratings, so you couldn't do any worse.

As with marathon runs and lengths of toilet paper, there had to be standards to measure up to.

No one goes to the toilet in novels. You'd think none of us had bladders.

I'm probably more famous for sitting on the toilet than for anything else that I do.

The miracle of modern science. The LEP pours millions into your department, Foaly, and all you can do is send Mud Boys to the toilet.

You notice how they always put the fruit and veg at the entrance to the supermarket? You go in thinking 'this is a fresh shop, everything in here is FRESH! I will do well to shop here'. You never go straight to the bit with the toilet paper, loo brushes and such do you? You'd think 'this is a POO shop! Everything in here is themed on POO!