Toilets Quotes - Page 4

Teddy said it was a hat, So I put it on. Now dad is saying, "where the heck's the toilet plunger gone?

Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven to be effective.

I'm like toilet paper, toothpaste and certain amenities - I'm proven to be good. I've still got 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 years left.

I'd rather clean my toilet than go to a show-business party.

Time kept on and on like the cheapest toilet paper.

The only thing I use the Rolling Stone for is toilet paper when I run out.

The opening for solid waste is very small [in the space ship]. It's not toilet-bowl size. And aim is critical. To be honest with you, you don't know where your asshole is pointing within a small circumference.

I always have my best thoughts on the toilet.

Most modern homes are simply uninhabitable without electricity - you couldn't flush the toilet without it. It's a huge dependency situation.

If all you do is talk crap, I'll just flush the toilet.

Don't get me started on cold toilet seats.

For God sakes, this is a woman I was married to for 10 years. We made love. I'd hold her head over the toilet bowl when she threw up.

It wasn't long ago I was cleaning toilets and now I have protestors. How cool is this?

I've found that it's actually more of a disability to be tall than short. I have no problem fitting into plane toilets etc, and the adaptations made for wheelchair users - such as the lowering of bank machines - work for me as well.

Nobody should have to clean up what goes on around the base of most toilets.

I was photographing every meal I ate, every person I met, every waiter or waitress who served me, every bed I slept in, every toilet I used.

Tell me something, Adron. Sometime you’ve never shared with anyone else. Not even Thia. (Livia) I’m the one who glued Zarina to the toilet seat when she was seven. (Adron)

Life before toilet paper was not worth living.

So it just wasn't in my house. Anywhere, I looked like I knew about the toilet.

With what hope can we endeavor to persuade the ladies that the time spent at the toilet is lost in vanity.

Snap judgments? I'd gotten over those about the time I was toilet trained. Swore off diapers and faith in the human experience all in one week.

Whasthat!" "Um ... those are the toilets.

There’s nothing here,” Carter said. “What do you want?” I asked. “We’ve got wax, some toilet papyrus, an ugly statue.

Whathat!" Tyson gasped. "Those are the stables for the pegasi," I replied, "You know, winged horses?" "Whasthat!" "Um... those are the toilets.

In Michigan, a liberal democrat raised taxes and kept their government programs at the same level. And guess what? Their economy continued into the toilet, it continued down.