Toilets Quotes - Page 3

Are you really going to let a toilet stand in the way of you and financial independence?

I cleaned toilets and shined shoes.

I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing.

Why do I continue making movies? Making movies is better than cleaning toilets.

My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up.

We once installed a $1.49 trap in a woman's toilet and she never had ghost problems again.

If it were thought that anything I wrote was influenced by Robert Frost, I would take that particular piece of mine, shred it, and flush it down the toilet, hoping not to clog the pipes.

Sensitive. That killed me. That guy Morrow was about as sensitive as a toilet seat.

I loved being in Trainspotting and having to dive into the filthiest toilet in Scotland.

Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.

I was the only westerner to succeed in a place that's like a toilet, and you always come out of a toilet with a smell.

As he flushed, an unexpected realization hit him. This is the Pope's toilet, he thought. I just took a leak in the Pope's toilet. He had to chuckle. The Holy Throne.

You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.

People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

Not to go to the theater is like making one's toilet without a mirror.

I do the movies just for myself like an institutionalized person who basket-weaves. Busy fingers are happy fingers. I don't care about the films. I don't care if they're flushed down the toilet after I die.

The film studios learned to our dismay but to their pleasure that if they spent $200 million making a film they could make half a billion on it. So they were not interested anymore in quality films... They can't afford to be that risky at those prices. Consequently you're getting a lot of remakes, sequels, dopey comedies full of toilet jokes...

The humble latrine, or flush toilet, reduces disease by twice as much as just putting in clean water.

When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like "What? There's no toilet?" Once you get used to high speed you ain't going back

You act like getting pregnant is a disease you can catch from public toilets.

And I have this little litany of things they can do. And the first one, of course, is to write - every day, no excuses. It's so easy to make excuses. Even professional writers have days when they'd rather clean the toilet than do the writing.

Never thought I’d intentionally sleep on a bathromm floor next to a toilet while sober, but I meant it when I said I would sleep anywhere with her.

All my good reading, you might say, was done in the toilet.

Books Are Good For Lots Of Uses, Not For Dropping In The Toilet.

She cleans a toilet inside and out under a minute. More like terrifying