Top 19 Tuna Quotes - Quoted Daily

I'm gay. It's pretty unfortunate.

Gay, Unfortunate

"I just joined a social network that ships Harry styles and Louis Tomlinson" by Emilee Lindner, www.mtv.com. February 26, 2015.

I don't have time to distinguish between the unfortunate and the incompetent.

Curtis LeMay

Time, Unfortunate, Incompetent

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

Jessica Simpson

Stupid, Tuna Fish, Sea

"Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica". www.imdb.com. 2003.

In them days, it was just still not illegal to kill an Indian. If you killed an Indian, you'd be very unfortunate if you got probation - most of them were released immediately.

Leonard Peltier

Illegal, Probation, Unfortunate

Am I eating chicken or tuna?

Jessica Simpson

Ice Cream, Tuna, Eating

Education is an ornament for the prosperous, a refuge for the unfortunate.

Democritus

Education, Ornaments, Unfortunate

"Ancilla to the Pre-Socratic Philosophers: A Complete Translation of the Fragments in Diels Fragmente Der Vorsokratiker", translated by Kathleen Freeman, Harvard University Press, (p. 161), 1948.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

Daniel Handler

Realizing, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Occasions

"Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography". Book by Daniel Handler, 2002.

The press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic - just one of those unfortunate things.

G. Gordon Liddy

Uncles, Unfortunate Things, Peculiar

All humans have fear, and those of us who are fortunate have faith.

Van Jones

Have Faith, Humans, Fortunate

Source: aalbc.com

If you have to maintain self-esteem by pulling down the standing of others, you are extraordinarily unfortunate.

Harry Stack Sullivan

Self Esteem, Unfortunate, Standing

Harry Stack Sullivan (2003). “The Interpersonal Theory of Psychiatry”, p.242, Psychology Press

It was very unfortunate that Allah's Apostle was prevented from writing that statement for them because of their disagreement and noise.

Muhammad al-Bukhari

Writing, Noise, Unfortunate

One of the unfortunate things about our education system is that we do not teach students how to avail themselves of their subconscious capabilities.

Bill Lear

Motivational, Learning, Unfortunate Things

It is unfortunate for the gods that, unlike us, they cannot commit suicide.

Ryūnosuke Akutagawa

Suicide, Unfortunate, Commit

Taste my tuna casserole - tell me if I put in too much hot fudge.

Woody Allen

Hot, Tuna, Fudge

Just because I am a chef doesn't mean I don't rely on fast recipes. Indeed, we all have moments when, pressed for time, we'll use a can of tuna and a tomato for a first course. It's a question of choosing the right recipes for the rest of the menu.

Jacques Pepin

Mean, Tuna, Tomatoes