Wedding Quotes - Page 7

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

To make a vow for life is to make oneself a slave.

As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent

I wonder, by my troth, what thou and I Did, till we lov'd?

When he came back from downtown, he had forgotten to bring his license, his identification, the $2 for the wedding license. So we got married two days later.

Oh! How many torments lie in the small circle of a wedding ring.

Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in planning the marriage.

God, the best maker of all marriages, Combine your hearts into one.

I'm the type of guy who'd sell you a rat's asshole for a wedding ring.

Marriage has the power to set the course of your life as a whole. If your marriage is strong, even if all the circumstances in your life around you are filled with trouble and weakness, it won't matter. You will be able to move out into the world in strength.

Married men are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not.

When it's over, I want to say: all my life I was a bride married to amazement. I was the bridegroom, taking the world into my arms.

Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.

I was the best man at the wedding... If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?

If thou must love me, let it be for naught except for love's sake only.

Love is not a whim. Love is not a flower that fades with a few fleeting years. Love is a choice wedded to action, my husband, and I choose you, and I will choose you every day for the rest of my life.

Some women marry houses. It's another kind of skin; it has a heart, a mouth, a liver and bowel movements.

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

I hadn't been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldn't show for my wedding.

The point of marriage is not to create a quick commonality by tearing down all boundaries on the contrary, a good marriage is one in which each partner appoints the other to be the guardian of his solitude, and thus they show each other the greatest possible trust.

Gin for executions, beer for birthdays, wine for weddings.

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

The weddings that I've been in have been pretty mellow.

Of course, I do have a slight advantage over the rest of you. It helps in a pinch to be able to remind your bride that you gave up a throne for her.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.