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David Letterman Quotes about Halloween

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Last Halloween I ran out of candy and I had to give the kids nicotine gum.

Last Halloween I ran out of candy and I had to give the kids nicotine gum.

David Letterman
Halloween, Kids, Giving

I like Halloween. It gives you a chance to dress up like something you're not, you know? Like when the Miami Dolphins put on football uniforms.

David Letterman
Football, Halloween, Miami Dolphins

Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That's for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.

David Letterman
Halloween, Holiday, Men

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