You've got to be careful smoking weed. It causes memory loss. And also, it causes memory loss.
Fifteen years ago tomorrow I had open heart surgery, a quintuple bypass surgery. Thanks to all of my doctors. Because of them, in 15 years of life I've been able to experience, well, acid reflux, short-term memory loss, and erectile dysfunction. Thanks for all your work. It's great to be alive.
It's two days until tax time. I know it's late, but there is still time to deduct this show as a loss.
