I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.
I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.
But down in Florida in the early voting, there were computer glitches, confusing ballots, long lines and chaos. And when President Bush heard about this, he said, 'Mission accomplished!'
I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.