There is no off position on the genius switch.
President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger.
For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.
Donald Trump had a university. Well, the state attorney general decided that the Donald Trump University was an unlicensed sham. And I thought, you know you're at a bad university when your commencement speaker is Whitey Bulger.
Iraq's elite Republican Guard is doing so badly they're changing their name to the Democratic Guard.
I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.
