Weak coffee is the greatest sin against humanity.
I hate decaffeinated coffee. It's useless brown water.
If it wasn't for coffee, I'd have no discernible personality at all.
Compared to Clinton, I feel like a loser. I can't even get the intern to make me coffee!
I think you can use some of those words on TV. But one thing you can't do is throw coffee, I've said it over and over again!
They figured out a way to control that hamburger disease. You dip the hamburger into the scalding hot coffee before eating.
Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.
You're not really drinking coffee unless you drink it black, don't you think? Oh, no? You like to monkey with it?
