The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door.
Game, set, match equals tennis. Set, match, run equals arson.
I go the gym and I try to run on the treadmill and I listen to music but it doesn't motivate me enough. So I'm going to get a recording of a pack of wolves gaining on me. People would be like, 'Why is that guy crying on that treadmill over there?' 'I don't know, but he's been yelling, 'help' for like 20 minutes. He's getting a good workout.
I like to stand near ATM machines, and when somebody types in their pin number, I go, 'Got it!' And then I run away.
How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray.
