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Demetri Martin Quotes about Balance

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The key to life is balance, especially if you are on a ledge.

The key to life is balance, especially if you are on a ledge.

Demetri Martin
Keys, Balance, Ledges
Twitter post from May 10, 2011

My credit card company says I have an outstanding balance. I'm flattered.

Demetri Martin
Balance, Cards, Credit
Twitter post from Apr 21, 2012

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