When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole.
I started being a comedy fan when I was, I'm going to guess, like 5 or 6 years old.
To me, comedy is a game.
The reason you often get in comedy is because you're not getting laid.
It seems that two of the most basic forms of comedy are jokes and stories. And, of course, they are not mutually exclusive.