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Overheard today in restaurant: Can you stop listening to our conversation?

Overheard today in restaurant: Can you stop listening to our conversation?

Demetri Martin
Listening, Today, Restaurants
Twitter post from Oct 24, 2011

Don't forget to turn your clocks back today if you don't want your clocks to be set to the right time.

Demetri Martin
Want, Today, Forget

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