A woman is always ready to describe another woman as charming, but only if the other woman is not charming.
Some men take good care of a car; others treat it like one of the family.
Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
Nowadays it's not who wears the pants in the family, but who carries the credit cards.
Many people will laugh at the drop of a hat, especially if the man is still in it.
Las Vegas is a resort whose two chief sources of income are seven and eleven.
Life is a battle of wits, and many people have to fight it unarmed.
Some people blow their top, but all people blow their bottom.
Some men are so eager for success that they are even willing to work for it.
