George Burns Quotes about Retirement

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You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

George Burns

Funny, Hilarious, Retirement

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People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.

George Burns

Birthday, Retirement, People

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.

George Burns

Retirement, Age, Faces

The happiest people I know are the ones that are still working. The saddest are the ones who are retired. Very few performers retire on their own. It's usually because no one wants them. Six years ago Sinatra announced his retirement. He's still working.

George Burns

Retirement, Years, People