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Stupid presidents, smart presidents, white presidents, black presidents - doesn't work! What this country needs is a crazy Third World dictator. And Donald Trump has what it takes to be that. He's already got a plane

Stupid presidents, smart presidents, white presidents, black presidents - doesn't work! What this country needs is a crazy Third World dictator. And Donald Trump has what it takes to be that. He's already got a plane with his name on it, solid gold buildings, a harem...

Lewis Black
Country, Crazy, Smart

Democrats should be focused on which way we can help the most people in this country, and Republicans should be focused on how to do that in the most fiscally responsible manner possible.

Lewis Black
Country, People, Way

North Korea is the country that the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz came from.

Lewis Black
Funny, Country, Humor
"Lewis Black: Red, White and Screwed". Documentary, Comedy, June 10, 2006.

I am angry that the Democrats don't have the ability to explain to Republicans that we should be able to feed people in this country, and that is not socialism.

Lewis Black
Country, People, Able

Americans continue to rapidly homogenize ourselves into a neutered oblivion. For a country founded on the protection of the unique, we relish our sameness.

Lewis Black
Country, Unique, Protection
Lewis Black, Hank Gallo (2005). “Nothing's Sacred”

I believe that every paper in the country should have one headline that when you read it, you laugh so hard you can't stand it. It has to be that way. What about a headline like this: 'Hippo Eats Dwarf'? How good is that? You read that headline, and you immediately close the paper and say, 'Wow, it's gonna be a great day.

Lewis Black
Country, Believe, Dwarves

When a country wants television more than they want clean water, they've lost their grip.

Lewis Black
Country, Water, Television

In Vegas, you have an audience you can't find anywhere else. It's from all over the country. You play Seattle, everyone's from Seattle. But in Vegas, you have six from Seattle, a bunch from L.A., some local Las Vegans and maybe a farmer from Iowa. In Vegas, you learn the ins and outs of holding a room because of that great spectrum of folks.

Lewis Black
Country, Vegas, Iowa

I'd like the campaigning to be about all the things they're not going to do. Just tell me what you're not going do! Don't tell me what you're going to do. Just say "I'd really like to do solar energy but I'm not going to be able to. I really want to dig holes everywhere in the country but I really won't be able to do it because people seem to think that maybe my water will be screwed up."

Lewis Black
Country, Thinking, Water
Interview with Tom Lewis, www.scpr.org. September 7, 2012.

Every other civilized country has determined when life begins and it's something that eludes us. We've got things that have to be done! "We didn't fix that bridge because you are all down at the meeting house discussing abortion again."

Lewis Black
Country, Bridges, Elude Us
Interview with Tom Lewis, www.scpr.org. September 7, 2012.

I don't need politicians doing a 24-hour prayer with Oral Roberts to get our country back on track.

Lewis Black
Country, Prayer, Track
Interview with Chris Mincher, www.avclub.com. May 20, 2008.

I have never thought of my entertainment as being able to bring about social change. I am seriously always looking for the laugh. What it did make me conscious of was having empathy for those without any power in this country. That has always stuck with me.

Lewis Black
Country, Laughing, Empathy
Source: www.guernicamag.com

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