Mae West Quotes - Page 5

I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.

I know so much about men because I went to night school.

The score never interested me, only the game.

I started out as Snow White, but then I drifted.

Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.

A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned, what's left to create the illusion? Let em wonder. I never believed in giving them too much of me.

Give a man free hands, and you'll know where to find them.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.

Well, the end of another busy day. I can't wait till I get back to bed. If that don't work I'll try to sleep.

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.

Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em.

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

I never needed Panavision and stereophonic sound to woo the world. I did it in black and white on a screen the size of a postage stamp. Honey, that's talent.

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you

I’ve been things and I've seen places.

I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one.

Men are all alike - except the one you've met who's different.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?