Mae West Quotes - Page 6

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

Look your best - who said love is blind?

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.

Always remember honey. A good motto is: Take all you can get and give as little as possible.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

I've always taken men just as I found 'em, and thank heavens I've been able to find 'em.

Brains are an asset, if you hide them.

Why don't you come up sometime 'n see me? I'm home every evening. . . . Come up. I'll tell your fortune. . . . Ah, you can be had.

I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction.

I like a man what takes his time.

A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty - he has suffered longer.

If you put your foot in it, be sure it's your best foot.

I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.

Don't come crawlin' to a man for love-he likes to get a run for his money.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

In my long and colorful career, one thing stands out: I have been misunderstood.

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.

It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect.

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.

A good man is hard to find -- but you'll mostly find him asleep.