My son has a big Christmas problem - what do you buy for a father who has everything and you're using it?
I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.
Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once in a while. This year my boss gave me the name of a new doctor.
I just bought a great gift for my boss - a leaky ant farm.
My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother.
War toys are scary. They have a rocket launcher with a bayonet attached, in case you miss.
My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.
Our tree was so puny we used orthopedic bulbs.
My wife wants something foreign for Christmas - like a Mexican divorce.
At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked.
I bought a Christmas tree for twenty dollars. When I came home the next day, my wife was wearing it in her hair.
At Christmas you can get real bargains. I saw one item marked down ten dollars. It was a yacht.
