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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Phyllis Diller
Funny, Family, Mom

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.

Phyllis Diller
Funny, Mom, Mother
"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

Phyllis Diller
Funny, Hilarious, Mom

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

Phyllis Diller
Mom, Witty, Funny Inspirational
Phyllis Diller (2006). “Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy”, p.81, Penguin

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.

Phyllis Diller
Mothers Day, Mom, Fathers Day

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