Roseanne Barr Quotes - Page 3

Meditation state is a place of deep relaxation where you can pinpoint the things you do and to set a paradigm switch from effect to cause. So how to be a cause in your own life.

Everything that`s written about me has such a negative taint. It just has a life of its own, like an avalanche, and I don`t think there`s anything I can do to stop it.

I avoided reality for most of my life. But once you deal with it, it's kind of cool.

I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with.

Facts and data, rather than opinion, are the two cornerstones of problem solving, and yet they are consistently withheld from the people by American media. We must have facts and data in order to recognize where there is a problem!

Just ten of the Jewish billionaires on this Earth have more than enough to transform the occupied territories into heaven. We can put the 'pal' back in Palestinian.

My husband says, 'God, Roseanne, I can't remember the last time we had sex.' Well, I can, and that is why we ain't doing it.

As Prime Minister of Israel, I will introduce a bill into the Knesset that will simply pay the Arabs not to shoot at the Jews.

I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate evening with my husband, I was swept away by the passion (so dormant inside myself) of a long and tortured existence. The physical cravings I had tried so hard to deny, finally and ultimately sated ... But enough about the pork.

I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful.

I know how to do anything, I'm a mom.

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.

There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect.

The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.

And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.

Growing up in a Jewish matriarchal world inside the patriarchal paradise of Salt Lake City, Utah, gave me increased perspective on gender issues, as it also did my gay brother and my lesbian sister. Our younger sister is the perfect Jewish-American wife and mother, and is fiercely proud of that fact.

The most out-there thing I’m saying is, ‘Don’t have babies. Don’t get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that.

You can really learn from Donahue. I didn't know you could be a woman in a man's body. You go out and you can't parallel park.

We're not meant to be parents when we're 50.

My children love me. I'm like the mother they never had.

ACORN is organizing to make sure the job of rebuilding New Orleans is done by the people of New Orleans and truly benefits the communities who have been hurt the most.

Women of this planet need some essential resources: wells, seeds and roads. That is primarily all we have ever needed. Added to that, women need righteous and strong men who will help us to use our most cherished gifts: the ability to multitask and problem solve.

One of the first things I bought when I made 'Roseanne Show' money was a farm in Iowa.

There is no scarier chasm of darkness than the human mind.

I used to think that communing with nature was a healing, positive thing. Now, I think I'd like to commune with other things - like room service and temperature control.