Scott Adams Quotes - Page 4

Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.

The main difference between marketing and fraud is that criminals have to pay for their own alcohol.

If free will exists, why do the tallest candidates with the best hair usually win elections ?

It's hard to argue with the government. Remember, they are they run the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, so they must know a thing or two about satisfying women.

Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto

Everyone, including skeptics, will generate delusions that match their views. That is how a normal and healthy brain works. Skeptics are not exempt from self-delusion.

Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand new ones. But that's O.K. because the most you can expect from life is to get to solve better and better problems.

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

The human mind is a delusion generator, not a window to trurh.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

Ideas are cheap. A dime a dozen, as they say. It's the implementation that's important! The trick isn't just to have a computer game idea, but to actually create it!

There’s nothing more humbling than seeing your best quotes in a list, and thinking they could have been written by a coma patient with a keyboard and spasms.

Lately, the only thing keeping me from being a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor.

There's a fine line between participation and mockery.

I can't bring myself to believe in a God with a personality like my own. I base that on the paucity of lightning attacks on people who deserve it.

As a rule, I don't like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it's really, really funny.

You already barely exist. Disappearing entirely won't be that much of a change.

Science is a good thing. News reporters are good things too. But it's never a good idea to put them in the same room.

The longer you verk here, diverse it gets.

There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color.

The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.

The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.

The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly.

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.