Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.
The conductor is a peculiar person. He turns his back on his friends in the audience, shakes a stick at his players in the orchestra, and then wonders why nobody loves him.
I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.
I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
Mendelssohn never wrote any Water Music. However, he wrote the Scotch Symphony, which is even better, or at least stronger.
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
Read (this book), smile, enjoy, and if you happen to learn something along the way, don't get upset.
Well, all's fair in love, war and fooling the critics.
They say that Nero started the fire himself because he needed a suitable backdrop for his concert.
When an opera star sings her head off? she usually improves her appearance.
