Alcohol Quotes - Page 7

The first time I lose I drink whiskey, second time I lose I drink gin. Third time I lose I drink anything 'cause I think I'm gonna win.

There was an Old Person of Brussels, Who lived upon Brandy and Mussels; When he rushed through the town, he knocked most people down, Which distressed all the people of Brussels.

Drunkeness is temporary suicide: the happiness that it brings is merely negative, a momentary cessation of unhappiness.

Fear is the darkroom where negatives are developed.

I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.

The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.

Science has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol, and Chinese food, but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone!.

The mentality and behavior of drug addicts and alcoholics is wholly irrational until you understand that they are completely powerless over their addiction and unless they have structured help they have no hope.

Staring at the world through the bottom of a glass, all I see is a man who's fading fast.

You never think you're on the verge of disaster while you're looking over the edge yourself. It's your friends and family who are trying to get you to stop destroying yourself and after a while it kind of sank in and I just cleaned up my act.

I ain't no drinking man, but temptation got the best of me.

Tighten my headband for an extra rush.

If I managed the Cubs, I'd be an alcoholic.

I was hungry and went out for a bite, ran into a chum with a bottle of rum and we wound up drinking all night.

On an everyday level, I use alcohol and drugs in general mostly to be in a happier mood, with the people around me.

I'll bring the red wine, you bring the ludes.

Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person.

We tax air passengers like cigarettes and alcohol - we impose sin taxes on travellers.

Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.

It took me a long time to reach the bottom and it went through various stages. I went from drugs into an alcohol stage. For a while, one feels, "Ah, I've kicked drugs," but what I discovered was I had another addiction instead.

I have never even had a sip of alcohol, never have done drugs. The hardest thing I have ever done would be Pepsi.

Islam makes very large claims for itself. In its art, there is a prejudice against representing the human form at all. The prohibition on picturing the prophet - who was only another male mammal - is apparently absolute. So is the prohibition on pork or alcohol or, in some Muslim societies, music or dancing. Very well then, let a good Muslim abstain rigorously from all these. But if he claims the right to make me abstain as well, he offers the clearest possible warning and proof of an aggressive intent.

Will African-Americans break away from the pack thinking and reject immorality-- because that's the reason the family's breaking apart--alcohol, drugs, infidelity. You have to reject that, and it doesn't seem--and I'm broadly speaking here, but a lot of African-Americans won't reject it

The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.