Alcohol Quotes - Page 6

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

Alcohol does kill brain cells, because you've lost it.

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

Many times drugs and alcohol - there's a technical term that they're called, emotional suppressants - are the only things that can help a person survive and get through and be able to deal with their pain.

It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

That's all drugs and alcohol do, they cut off your emotions in the end.

Heaven knows that alcohol is the worst thing in the world, but it's debatable whether cocaine is worse than caffeine or whether it's the same thing and they just changed the name.

I don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me.

With such compelling information, the question is why havent we been able to do more to prevent the crisis of underage drinking? The answer is: the alcohol industry.

I've always found drugs and alcohol somewhat pedestrian. It's like, I don't need an external agent to open my mind. I'm here, conscious, alert, present. Why would I alter that?

The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency.

I don't believe in right or left; I don't believe in Santa or Satan. I believe in things I can touch - like vodka and Oreos.

There's nothing romantic, nothing grand, nothing heroic, nothing brave, nothing like that about drinking. It's a real coward's death.

Craft brewers are committed to promoting the safe and moderate consumption of their beverage, and work closely with their communities to prevent underage drinking and alcohol abuse.

People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic.

I'm a big fan of the effects of alcohol.

Alcohol, acid, cocaine... they were just affairs. When I met heroin it was true love.

Cocaine eyes won't hide your face.

My makeup wasn't smeared, I wasn't disheveled, I behaved politely, and I never finished off a bottle, so how could I be alcoholic?

Hitting the bottle again, ever than I've drunker been. Or is it drunker than I've ever been?

If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.

We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee, we don't take trips on LSD. We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street, we like living right and free.

Alcohol is a very patient drug. It will wait for the alcoholic to pick it up one more time.

Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.