Cheese Quotes - Page 3

Only thing I am testing positive for is Pasta or Cheese.

Under Hitler or Stalin a Góral [Tatra-highlander] could choose to produce oscypek [smoked cheese] however he preferred. Nowadays the EU official is watching him.

Call me All-American, but I love Ham and Cheese sandwiches. And not just any old ham and cheese sandwich... My mother's is the best. I've tried many times to make these sandwiches on my own, but it's never the same.

If you're associated with the Philadelphia media or town, you look for negatives. I don't know if there's something about their upbringing or they have too many hoagies, or too much cream cheese.

In the wintertime I like macaroni and cheese.

There've been times when I've bought a whole pound of cheese and walked down the street and eaten it in one go.

What if I couldn't read? I wouldn't be able to text my friends movie times or even order cheese biscuits from Red Lobster!

Being in the uncomfortable zone is much better than staying in the cheese-less situation .

Some of the best projects to ever come out of Atari or Chuck E. Cheese's were from high school dropouts, college dropouts. One guy had been in jail.

I had to stand in front of my refrigerator, which was open, dipping pretzels in cream cheese and stuffing them in my mouth. If I did that, I was good. Otherwise I was nauseous.

I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz.

Is it better not to drink alcohol and eat fried food and not have cheese and never have a cigarette at a party? Of course, but that's just not life.

Cheese is milk's leap towards immortality.

Age doesn't matter, unless you're cheese.

New York City isn't Chuck E. Cheese. We don't have ball pits for the kids to play in. We have titty bars and crack.

Good cheese needs good companions.

In baiting a mousetrap with cheese, always leave room for the mouse.

'Vegetarian' is a slippery word. I don't eat cheese, I don't eat duck - the point is I'm vegan.

Im not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school or a Chuck E. Cheese.

I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.

The French - cheese-eating surrender monkeys. The Germans - schnitzel snarfing stormtrooper spawn.

Never commit yourself to a cheese without having first examined it.

Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries.

"Forget Barbie, f-ck Nicki she's fake. She's on a diet", but my pockets eating cheese cake.

The moon is made of a green cheese.