Dating Quotes - Page 6

Values are sometimes worth living and dying for, and are certainly worth dating and breaking up over.

You just can't make up random information and say it sarcastically and have it make sense. You can't just be like, 'I went out on a date with a Jewish girl. She was more rude than a wolfcat - an animal I've made up and decided is rude.

The fact is, you can't marry the best when you're dating the runner-up. While you're searching for Mr. Right, don't settle for Mr. Right Now.

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

There's time for a boyfriend in my life. But he would have to be understanding. He would have to understand that often I will be travelling and playing.

Dating a tennis player is risky - love means nothing to us.

I live in the realm of romantic possibility.

Always carry a book on a date so that when you get bored you can slip into the Ladies for a read.

Took me by the hand, she's gonna love me in my Chevy Van.

A man who won't lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings.

I am not intimidating. I am a woman's woman. I love hanging out with women. And people are really inspired by this show.

When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'

Shyness has laws you can only give yourself; tragically to those who least understand.

I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?

I was dating a guy once who spoke rudely to a taxi driver. I got out of the cab and walked home. Treat people with respect. I've waited tables, and that's why I just exceedingly overtip. It's exhausting work.

I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's a nightmare.

Challenge, and not desire, lies at the heart of seduction.

Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.

It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.

Single by choice, just not my choice.

Every time somebody says 'Islamophobia' it gives the people who are intimidating cover.

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.

It was funny actually because that was still during the time we were dating. He would get all these calls because supposedly before we broke up, we had already broken up in the trades, in the rags or whatever.

I wasn't dating anyone. I was hyper-focused on acting. So I didn't bring a guy to the prom. I was the lone gay person as far as I knew.

If I'm just in dungarees, I don't think I would intimidate anyone.