Drunk Quotes - Page 19

I'm grateful for a lot of things. One is not being a drunk wreck. Or losing all four limbs in some ridiculous East Village bus accident that I was so destined for.

Everybody in recovery smokes. If you don't like smoking, don't even bother trying to get sober. Just stay drunk.

They who have drunk beer, fall on their back, but there is a peculiarity in the effects of the drink made from barley, for they that get drunk on other intoxicating liquors fall on all parts of their body, they fall on the left side, on the right side, on their faces, and and on their backs. But it is only those who get drunk on beer that fall on their backs with their faces upward.

You have to take pains in a memoir not to hang on the reader's arm, like a drunk, and say, 'And then I did this and it was so interesting.

Politicians use statistics in the same way that a drunk uses lamp-postsfor support rather than illumination.

Ever since the Greeks, we have been drunk with language! We have made a cage with words and shoved our God inside!

I cannot resist making the observation that some people use statistics as a drunk uses a lamppost - more to lean on than for illumination.

There's the really angry drunk, who's just annoying to be around. I prefer the drunk who falls all over the place and is being completely inappropriate. Or the super-loud, happy drunk, which is evidentially what I am.

Bessie Braddock: "Winston, you're drunk. Churchill: "Bessie, you're ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober.

I have drunk ale from the Country of the Young / And weep because I know all things now.

A drunkard is a dead man And all dead men are drunk.

The problem wiv some blokes is that wen they ain't drunk, they're sober.

Nobody, at least sitting in my seat , is defending drunk driving. I am not for drunk driving.

That's the whole thing with Israel. When they do things and nobody is punishing them, not even criticizing them, then that will get them drunk of power to continue on growing up and doing whatever they do.

Girl scouts didn't teach me what to do with emotionally unstable drunk boys.

And patience flees my heart, And reason flees my mind. Oh, how drunk can I get to be, Without your love's security?

Be drunk with Love, for Love is all that exists. Where is intimacy found if not in the give and take of Love.

Sit, be still, and listen, because you're drunk and we're at the edge of the roof.

If there was a pill that allowed you to drink and not get drunk, an alcoholic would go "What happens if you take two?"

Read the classics one hour every day, drunk or sober. Reading the classics gives one a feeling of confidence. It familiarizes one with the vagaries of life. It shows one that there are really no new plots.

Let us settle down to the serious business of getting drunk.

Nor is drunkenness censured for anything so much as its intemperate and endless talk.

There comes a time in every man's life when he wakes up drunk on the toilet and begins to doubt the choices he has made. and when that time comes at least twice a day, every day. something needs to be done.

The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker.

I have a responsibility, and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost a loved one from drunk driving I would.