Fun Quotes - Page 90

I've never wanted to kill myself over anything major. It's always the little things that do me in.

I have got two reasons for success and I'm standing on both of them.

Journalists are like dogs, when ever anything moves they begin to bark.

Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?

When your about to criticize someone walk a mile in thier shoes, that way when you criticize them you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes

I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.

The superfluous, a very necessary thing.

The essays in The Great Taos Bank Robbery were my project to win a Master of Arts degree in English when I quit being a newspaper editor and went back to college.

As a member of an escorted tour, you don't even have to know the Matterhorn isn't a tuba.

There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.

Opposites attract, and I think temperament is so fundamental that you end up craving someone of the opposite temperament to complete you.

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

I know my family and I would always go up to the mountains just for fun. We always skied. Then, all of a sudden, my brother started snow boarding. Older brother thing, I had to do what he was doing. So I started snow boarding.

I was really desperate. I don't know if you can remember back that far, but when I went to graduate school they didn't want females in graduate school. They were very open about it. They didn't mince their words. But then I got in and I got my degree.

I just filmed a movie with my boyfriend, an indie film called 'Conception.' And it's kind of like an R-rated version of 'Valentine's Day.' So it's like all about eight couples, and me and my boyfriend play one of them together. And that was a lot of fun.

Strange to say what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.

I want to see a player on the football field. I want to see what kind of teammate they are, what kind of leadership qualities they have. I want to see how aggressive they are, how much fun they have playing the game.

The response to Pride has been so overwhelming. I mean, people have really loved it. And it's so rewarding because we had such a fun time making that film, and it was made with so much heart, that it's lovely that people seem to be responding in kind to that.

I have done my fiddling so long under Vesuvius that I have almost forgotten to play, and can only wait for the eruption and think it long of coming. Literally no man has more wholly outlived life than I. And still it's good fun.