Fun Quotes - Page 89

I got things like the lotus position long before anybody else did, or at least in the mainstream. But I had fun. I guess my legs are pretty flexible, so I used to get a kick out of doing things like that. I would get into a full lotus with my legs and then roll around.

Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book.

I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend.

You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them.

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

I got a part as a chorus girl in a show called Every Sailor and I had fun doing it. Mother didn't really approve of it, through.

I only got a seventh-grade education, but I have a doctorate in funk, and I like to put that to good use

Modeling is a great job to be in. You travel the world. You stay in one of the most fantastic places in the world. It is not always as glamorous as it looks, it's a lot of hard work, too, but it's a lot of fun at the same time.

The traveler sees what he sees, the tourist sees what he has come to see.

The holidays stress people out so much. I suggest you keep it simple and try to have as much fun as you can.

So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.

He was just trying to tease me - I knew that later - but he said he'd have to leave because it wasn't fair to have anyone in the room who was going to make fun of what he had to say. He had a good sense of humor, really.

I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes.

I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.

I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, 'Looks like you're writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, you'll get more money.'

Saying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, 'I apologize.' Except at a funeral.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

The fun little proofs that you can do with algebra - they are sort of like crowd pleasers in a way. Like, the .9 repeating equaling one. It doesn't take a lot of algebra to prove that, and it's really fun. It kind of wows people. It's like they're watching magic happen right before their eyes.

Our party has been accused of fooling the public by calling tax increases 'revenue enhancement'. Not so. No one was fooled

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

Art is so often better at theology than theology is.

Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home.