Funny Marriage Quotes - Page 2
Parkinson's Law ch. 10 (1957)
Brendan Behan (2014). “Behan Complete Plays”, p.252, Bloomsbury Publishing
Peter De Vries (1968). “The Cat's Pajamas and Witch's Milk”
My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.
"The Haunted Smile: The Story of Jewish Comedians in America". Book by Lawrence J. Epstein, 2001.
Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women.
And no bathroom on earth will make up for marrying a bearded man you hate.
Dodie Smith (2017). “I Capture the Castle: Young Adult Edition”, p.149, St. Martin's Griffin
Marriage is a very good thing, but I think it's a mistake to make a habit out of it.
"The Mixture as Before". Book by W. Somerset Maugham, 1940.