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Funny Marriage Quotes - Page 2

I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.

"They're not laughing now". www.theguardian.com. December 29, 2003.

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.

"The Haunted Smile: The Story of Jewish Comedians in America". Book by Lawrence J. Epstein, 2001.

And no bathroom on earth will make up for marrying a bearded man you hate.

Dodie Smith (2017). “I Capture the Castle: Young Adult Edition”, p.149, St. Martin's Griffin