For a moment, Percy actually remembered what it was like to be happy. He had an amazing girlfriend. They could have a future together.
If I have a girlfriend, I don’t bring her to flaunt her. She doesn’t get to reap the benefits of me being famous.
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
If me and my girlfriend were fighting, and it got to the point where she started crying, I would just shut up and hold her.
Ages ago, my girlfriend had this little park near her house, with a bridge running over a stream and I set up all these candles on the bridge. But when I called her and told her she said it was too dark and she wasn't coming out.
I want a girlfriend who can eat like me
I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat.
It really helps to know what success is before you get there, and if you know, then you can head right for it. For some people, it's the most money. For some, it's the most power. For some, it's the most girlfriends. Everybody's got a measure. For me, I guess it's having the respect and admiration of your peers.
I guess I was about 15. I wore glasses at the time, and I remember [first girlfriend] sitting on the floor at a party, one of those school parties where everyone is getting off with each other. I remember her taking my glasses off and saying something very complimentary about my eyes or whatever, and I was just so pissed off because I was convinced she was taking the piss out of me.
Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.
My rule is you want someone whos got both feet on the ground. An ideal girlfriend might be someone who works in the business and can understand what youre going through but is not an actor themselves - is willing to run lines with you but when you start acting crazy, they throw up their hands and take you for what you are and be accepting.
I’ve always preferred having girlfriends to just seeing people.
I would date a fan, I dont have a problem with that. I look for a good sense of humour in a girlfriend.
My ex-girlfriend was very sexy. She reminded me of the Sphinx because she was very mysterious and eternal and solid...and her nose was shot off by French soldiers.
I'd always walk my girlfriend home, i'm too protective!
Being alone is scary, but not as scary as feeling alone in a relationship.
If true love came at a price, the price would be all worth while if i was spending it on you.
George Eliot is my only steady girlfriend. We go to bed together every night.
I grew up in the Bronx where you would stay up late with your girlfriends, just being silly in our bedrooms, whatever. And I was always the clown.
Everything you do, burns calories. Getting up in the morning, 100 calories; kicking the hooker out of your bed, another 100; diapering your monkey, 35 calories; laughing at a midget, fun and 10 calories; catching your girlfriend with another guy, 2000-3000 calories, depending on backswings.
I can't really cook, but the first dish I ever made was for my girlfriend, Eleanor. I made chicken breast wrapped in ham, homemade mashed potatoes, and gravy.
My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something.
I do love playing games, but once I have a girlfriend, she will be my princess.
My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it.