Marriage Quotes - Page 9

I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.

The future is always beginning now.

Love is the strongest force the world possesses and yet it is the humblest imaginable.

Money is either the best or the worst area of communication in our marriages.

We are shaped and fashioned by what we love

I hate married men. They never make any sacrifices to the arts, but are always thinking of their duties to their wives and families or some rubbish of that sort.

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.

I think people really marry far too much; it is such a lottery after all, and for a poor woman a very doubtful happiness.

My idea of heaven is a great big baked potato and someone to share it with.

My wife and I have a perfect understanding. I don't try to run her life, and I don't try to run mine.

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more.

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.

The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.

In marriage do thou be wise: prefer the person before money, virtue before beauty, the mind before the body; then thou hast a wife, a friend, a companion, a second self.

The difficulties and hazards of marriage are greatly increased where backgrounds are different

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Men should keep their eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.

Sex appeal alone is the poorest basis in the world for a happy marriage.

Creativity begins with an affinity for something. It's like falling in love.

Love does not come to those who seek it, but to those who give love. It is a binding force between souls who have nothing to give but themselves to one another.

The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous.

In time the savage bull doth bear the yoke.