Sarcasm Quotes - Page 3

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

Better never than late.

Having the critics praise you is like having the hangman say you've got a pretty neck.

Humor does not include sarcasm, invalid irony, sardonicism, innuendo, or any other form of cruelty. When these things are raised to a high point they can become wit, but unlike the French and the English, we have not been much good at wit since the days of Benjamin Franklin.

Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded.

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.

Some people approach every problem with an open mouth.

Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor but the highest form of flattery.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.

A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.

I'd love to start some movements. What I'm tired of is irony, and sarcasm, and music/movies/what have you, not having the guts to mean anything.

Sarcasm is not the rapier of wit its wielders seem to believe it to be, but merely a club: it may, by dint of brute force, occasionally raise bruises, but it never cuts or pierces.

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.

Remember the poor, it costs nothing.

Yet, I didn't understand that she was intentionally disguising her feelings with sarcasm; that was usually the last resort of people who are timid and chaste of heart, whose souls have been coarsely and impudently invaded; and who, until the last moment, refuse to yield out of pride and are afraid to express their own feelings to you.

Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that.

If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong.