Sarcasm Quotes - Page 2

Somebody says, 'Do a Tom Bodett, a folksy kind of thing,' and it sounds like something out of 'Hee Haw,' very insulting. They turn wry humor into disparaging sarcasm, and you get what amounts to insulting advertising.

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremendous boredom.

Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.

This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done.

As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't.

About time," Christian said. "Lissa and Adrian get the market share on worrying about you, but they're not the only ones. And someone needs to put Adrian in his place, you know. I can't do it all the time." "Thanks. It kills me to say this, but I missed you too. No one's sarcasm compares to yours in Russia.

The arrow always tipped with ill nature and sarcasm is deadliest to him who sends it.

Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane." "They didn't," Magnus said. "Your wards are down." "Really?" the Consul's voice dripped sarcasm. "I hadn't noticed." Magnus looked concerned. "That's terrible. Someone should have told you." He glanced at Luke. "Tell him the wards are down.

History repeats itself. That's one of the things wrong with history.

Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.

A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.

The 100% American is 99% idiot.

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes.

The unexpected has happened so continually in my life that it has ceased to deserve the name.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

There are more bad musicians than there is bad music.

From a private gentlewoman you have made me first a marchioness, then a queen; and, as you can raise me no higher in the world, you are now sending me to be a saint in Heaven.