Sarcastic Quotes - Page 29

Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them?

America is one long expectoration.

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures.

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm.

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.

He makes a very handsome corpse and becomes his coffin prodigiously.

I see her as one great stampede of lips directed at the nearest derriere.

Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other.

I have this odd tendency to be really sarcastic when I'm uncomfortable and I don't really know why but it just comes out and it's come out since I was a child.

My son Cooper has just turned ten and the sarcasm fairy has already started to take up residence inside his body. Not only am I living with my mother - again! - but I've also got her mini-me to contend with.

You are so pure in mind and heart, In aspect, too, so mild, I wonder that you ever could Implant your wife with child.

While you remain at home your hair is at the hairdresser's; you take out your teeth at night and sleep tucked away in a hundred cosmetics boxes - even your face does not sleep with you.

Had double chins all the way down to his stomach.

Germany, the diseased world's bathhouse.

What are the proper proportions of a maxim? A minimum of sound to a maximum of sense.

We are suffering from too much sarcasm.

She spends her day powdering her face till she looks like a bled pig.

Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrasment...They do everything but watch television.

I wish I'd known you when you were alive.

I'm very used to playing the tomboy or the sarcastic cynic. That's my go-to. Playing the vulnerable of a real girl that's in real womanlike situations, where it's romanticized, I'm a little nervous about it.

I suppose there are a lot of reasons to be jaded or sarcastic or bitter in life, but I hang on to the reasons why life is beautiful.

Nonetheless, I can't help but be flattered that you noticed the latest addition to my collection," he said. She rolled her eyes. "Because personal injuries are such a dignified thing to collect." "Are all governesses so sarcastic?

When a young man begins to go down hill everything seems to be greased for the occasion.

It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.

Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.