Sarcastic Quotes - Page 28

My mind reels with sarcastic replies.

He was one of those men who possess almost every gift, except the gift of the power to use them.

Hey, pretty thing," he said. "What's in the bag?" "Holy water," said Jace, reappearing beside her as if he'd been conjured up like a genie. A sarcastic blond genie with a bad attitude. "Oooh, a Shadowhunter," said the vampire. "Scary." With a wink he melted back into the crowd. "Vampires are such prima donnas," Magnus sighed from the doorway. "Honestly, I don't know why I have these parties." "Because of your cat," Clary reminded him. Magnus perked up. "That's true. Chairman Meow deserves my every effort.

Colombian humor is very black, very sarcastic.

I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?

He's liked, but he's not well liked.

I find myself to be quite sarcastic, and I wouldn't want to be with someone who didn't get that.

'Therefore' is a word the poet must not know.

Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon.

DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude.

A wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits.

He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.

It's a fitting irony that under Richard Nixon "launder" became a dirty word.

God was bored by him.

I'm pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn't come across on the Internet. It seems I'm being rude or stupid.

I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.

That was a sarcastic remark pointing out that Bill Clinton has, quite a past, and Hillary Clinton has done quite a job on attacking the people who were victims of Bill Clinton.

Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to bed with Martin Luther.

You know, you have to be an optimist, a pessimist, sarcastic and pleasant all at the same time to be a photographer.

She has been kissed as often as a police-court Bible, and by much the same class of people.

Sarcastic Science, she would like to know, In her complacent ministry of fear, How we propose to get away from here When she has made things so we have to go Or be wiped out. Will she be asked to show Us how by rocket we may hope to steer To some star off there, say, a half light-year Through temperature of absolute zero? Why wait for Science to supply the how When any amateur can tell it now? The way to go away should be the same As fifty million years ago we came- If anyone remembers how that was I have a theory, but it hardly does.

There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

My father was a very unhappy person, very sarcastic, and my mother was very nervous and worried about what people thought. They weren't monsters, but it wasn't a good childhood.

He was either a man of about a hundred and fifty who was rather young for his years, or a man of about a hundred and ten who had been aged by trouble.