Toilets Quotes - Page 2

You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.

Our forests are not for toilet paper. They are worth more standing than cut. That deserves to be defended, not only by native peoples but also by environmentalists.

There's no place like home. And there's no toilet like your own.

She used my toothbrush to clean the toilet.

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.

There comes a time in every man's life when he needs his own toilet.

It's the mortal cup Jace, not the mortal toilet bowl.

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.

I wrote my first book in a toilet in a factory where I was a floor sweeper.

If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the base of your toilet, would you scream, or would you innately understand that he meant you no harm?

Well, I've thought many times when my career was in the toilet, that I was going to have to seriously consider getting another job, I don't know what I'd do.

We are now in the 21st century: all books, including the Koran, should be fair game for flushing down the toilet without fear of violent reprisal.

New York, like London, seems to be a cloacina [toilet] of all the depravities of human nature.

I must admit, the constant invasion of privacy was becoming a real concern. Ive been asked for autographs while Ive been doing laps in the pool and even in the toilet!

I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.

Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show.

Martin Luther dreamed up Protestantism while sitting on the toilet at Wittenburg monastery, and we know what a big movement that became.

Getting fired can produce a particularly bountiful payday for a CEO. Indeed, he can 'earn' more in that single day, while cleaning out his desk, than an American worker earns in a lifetime of cleaning toilets. Forget the old maxim about nothing succeeding like success: Today, in the executive suite, the all-too-prevalent rule is that nothing succeeds like failure.

I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I'm learning how to do basic wiring.

There is nothing like scrubbing toilets for a living to make you question the choices you have made in life.

If we all had all we wanted to eat, we'd crap too much. We'd have inflation in the toilet paper industry.

Public toilets have a duty to be accessible, poetry does not.

When God closes a door, he opens a window. Sounds to me like he's on the toilet.

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!