Witty Quotes - Page 45

Other people are quite dreadful. The only possible society is oneself.

I won't belong to a club that accepts me as a member

People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it.

A business must have a conscience as well as a counting house.

My music started out as a complete joke, so really all I was doing was going for witty punchlines to make all of my buddies laugh.

They had to ask spain I think, they've had to say to Spain, can you lend us some stuff for the roads, and it's Gordon Brown phoning up going 'pass the salt'

Love is the only passion which includes in its dreams the happiness of someone else.

Sons branch out, but one woman leads to another.

For me, a male image that I'm really moved by is somewhere between of Oscar Wilde type of a male: the fop, the long hair, the suits, too witty for his own good, incredibly smart, scathingly funny - all that. But then my other ideal is more like the Buddhist monk - the shaved head, actually someone who sublimates their sexuality.

This is how we court girls in America. We grab them and kiss them. And if they don't like it, we do it again, harder and longer, until they surrender. It saves us hours of witty repartee.

Pornography: That which excites, whether from approval or disapproval.

Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal.

Many a witty inspiration is like the surprising reunion of befriended thoughts after a long separation.

There are some men who are witty when they are in a bad humor, and others only when they are sad.

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.

Ack!" I said. Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me.

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.

One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.

Whatever money you might have, self-worth really lies in finding out what you do best.

I don't think there's any harm at all in allowing a kid to fantasize. In fact, I think to stop people from fantasizing is a very destructive thing indeed.

A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings.

Sir, money, money, the most charming of all things; money, which will say more in one moment than the most elegant lover can in years. Perhaps you will say a man is not young; I answer he is rich. He is not genteel, handsome, witty, brave, good-humored, but he is rich, rich, rich, rich, rich -that one word contradicts everything you can say against him.

How often, when we have been nearest each other bodily, have we really been farthest off! Our tongues were the witty foils with which we fenced each other off.

With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon.

Talking to oneself, I have often thought, is the best way to be sure of intelligent and witty conversation.