Witty Quotes - Page 47

This isn't right. This isn't even wrong.

Like Hemingway and Faulkner, but in an entirely different mode, Fitzgerald had that singular quality without which a writer is not really a writer at all, and that is a voice, a distinct and identifiable voice. This is really not the same thing as a style; a style can be emulated, a voice cannot, and the witty, rueful, elegaic voice gives his work its bright authenticity.

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.

You have to remember that actors are human beings. Which is hard sometimes because they look so much better than human beings.

A witty statesman said, you might prove anything by figures.

I'd like to do music in the same way - in a witty way. People think of YG artists as rarely appearing on TV but I'd like to make Big Bang fans happy through various mediums.

We have that Indian scene. We can get the Indians from the reservoir.

I read part of it all the way through.

I've gone where the hand of man has never set foot.

I read the script [of Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency] and went, "I haven't read anything this good, in a long time." I thought it was absolutely brilliant. The dialogue is so sparkling, smart and witty. You also have these insane, crazy characters, like energy sucking vampires and holistic assassins. It's all completely weird.

I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced

One movie I think is just terrific is 'Bernie,' with Jack Black and Shirley MacLaine. That was a great surprise to me - so witty, so entertaining, a true story, and I'm not a great Jack Black fan, but he's great in it. I think it's a gem.

A zen couch potato is a person who contemplates the nature of televised existence.

New York City gritty committee pity the fool that act shitty in the midst of the calm, the witty.

A team that is always fun with witty sense of humor. We help each other around a lot and help push each other to be better

I'm glad Carol Vorderman has left Countdown, I mean it's not like she did much. She was effectively just an autistic shelf-stacker.

I feel pretty and witty and gay. And I pity any girl who isn't me today.

Because of my mother, who gave me definitions, I knew what I was committed to in life. ... I had the most satisfactory of childhoods because Mother, small, delicate-boned, witty, and articulate, turned out to be exactly my age.

Though lust do masque in ne'er so strange disguise she's oft found witty, but is never wise.

Twitter has restored my faith in humanity. I thought I'd hate it, but while there are lots of knobheads, there are even more lovely people. It delights me how witty and friendly most people are.

It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.

I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter.

Being witty was the only side effect of being depressed that was working for me.

The guy's life drunk, I think, makes Candide look like a sourpuss. Does he even know that death exists?