Bill Hicks Quotes - Page 7

I've had seven balls of light come off a UFO...explain to me telepathically we are all one and there's no such thing as death.

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?

Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.

What before seemed a...frustrating wall, the comic deftly and fearlessly steps through, proving the absurdity of it all.

People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.

All day long you see those commercials: 'Here's Your Brain, Just Say No'...and the next commercial is: 'This Bud's For You.'

I'll tell you how to solve this abortion thing...Those unwanted babies...? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.

Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves...After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.

God has this...hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.

It seems to me that there will be a point in out development or our evolution where you put your guns aside.

A Christian will say... "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.

I'm very tired of staring out into your vacant faces looking back at me. Wanting to fill your empty lives with humor you couldn't possibly think of yourself... Good evening!

Be yourself on stage. Nobody else can be you and you have the law of supply and demand covered.

....All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

I was just down in Dallas, Texas...the Assassination Museum...it's really accurate, you know, 'cause Oswald's not in it.

I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.

I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, 'What's wrong?' Nothing. 'Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.' Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?

Sixteen years I've pounded my head against the mentality of America, which...I'd say it's about an 8th grade emotional level.

The world's like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it's real, that's how powerful our minds are

Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.

Truly, the only stupid people I've ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.

Rock stars against drugs--that's what we want, isn't it? Government-approved rock-n-roll? Woo! We're partying now!

How come people always flip and think they're Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus. 'Ah'm BUDDHA!' 'You're Bubba!' 'Ah'm Buddha now..All I gotta do is change 3 letters on ma belt.

If I thought the Jews killed God, I'd worship the Jews.

The Voice of Reason is in us all...and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally.