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Joan Rivers Quotes about Love

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Before we make love, my husband takes a pain killer.

Before we make love, my husband takes a pain killer.

Joan Rivers
Love, Pain, Husband
"Third and Possibly the Best 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said". Book by R. Byrne, 1987.

It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

Joan Rivers
Love, Funny, Long
"The Quotable Quote Book" by Carol Publishing Group, (p. 258), 1990.

It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.

Joan Rivers
Love, Life, Sexy

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