I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it.
Learn what not to expect. Irish catholic they get sh**** little rings. Irish women get crappy rings. Baptist get the worst because they get the rings under water. When it comes up, it's garbage. Jewish, big rings. Episcopalian big rings. Italians-the best, because they get them off of dead people, and second wives get the biggest rings of all.
I am not lucky. I am the type who would go to Lourdes and drown in the waters.
