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Joan Rivers Quotes about Life

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I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.

I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.

Joan Rivers
Life, Want, Aging

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

Joan Rivers
Funny, Life, Witty
"Joan Rivers obituary" by Michael Carlson, www.theguardian.com. September 04, 2014.

It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.

Joan Rivers
Love, Life, Sexy

Never floss with a stranger.

Joan Rivers
Funny, Life, Stranger
"Words of Wisdom" edited by W. Safire & L. Safir, (p. 358), 1990.

I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny.

Joan Rivers
Life, Thinking
Interview with Sam Adams, film.avclub.com. June 9, 2010.

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