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A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relative. Then you can not only be nothing, you can do nothing too.

A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relative. Then you can not only be nothing, you can do nothing too.

Way, Comedy, Quiet

P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People”, p.10, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.

Women, Comedy, Dies

P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People”, p.95, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

America wasn't founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased.

America, Comedy, Wells

There's something about Marxism that brings out warts; the only kind of growth this economic system encourages.

Growth, Comedy, Kind

P.J. O'Rourke (2015). “Thrown Under the Omnibus”, p.257, Atlantic Books Ltd

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