P. J. ORourke Quotes about Stupidity

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Although computer-generated artificial intelligence eludes us, artificial stupidity has been perfected.

Although computer-generated artificial intelligence eludes us, artificial stupidity has been perfected.

P. J. O'Rourke

Elude Us, Stupidity, Computer

P. J. O'Rourke (2011). “Holidays in Heck”, p.57, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.

P. J. O'Rourke

Stupid, College, Stupidity

P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “Give War a Chance: Eyewitness Accounts of Mankind's Struggle Against Tyranny, Injustice, and Alcohol-Free Beer”, p.88, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

Then there's politics. Just imagine politics with its dumbbell element subtracted. There would be no Republican candidates. There would be no Democratic voters. The whole system would collapse.

P. J. O'Rourke

Stupidity, Would Be, Elements

The only really good vegetable is Tabasco sauce. Put Tabasco sauce in everything. Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin. The next best vegetable is the jalapeno pepper. It has the virtue of turning salads into practical jokes.

P. J. O'Rourke

Vegetables, Stupidity, Cooking

P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “The Bachelor Home Companion: A Practical Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig”, p.57, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.