P. J. ORourke Quotes about Dating

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Dates used to be made days or even weeks in advance. Now dates tend to be made the day after. That is, you get a phone call from someone who says, If anyone asks, I was out to dinner with you last night, okay?

Dates used to be made days or even weeks in advance. Now dates tend to be made the day after. That is, you get a phone call from someone who says, "If anyone asks, I was out to dinner with you last night, okay?"

P. J. O'Rourke

Night, Phones, Dating

P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People”, p.99, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.

P. J. O'Rourke

Wife, Dating, Advice

P.J. O'Rourke (2015). “Thrown Under the Omnibus”, p.23, Atlantic Books Ltd

Dating is the social engagement with the threat of sex at its conclusion.

P. J. O'Rourke

Sex, Dating, Engagement

P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People”, p.96, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

Men generally pay for all expenses on a date ... either sex, however, may bring a little gift, its value to be determined by the bizarrness of the sexual request to be made later that evening.

P. J. O'Rourke

Sex, Men, Dating

P. J. O'Rourke (1983). “Modern manners”, Dell Books

P. J. ORourke Quotes about Dating

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