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The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and get drunk.

The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and get drunk.

P. J. O'Rourke
Love, Sports, Order
P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People”, p.266, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen.

P. J. O'Rourke
Funny, Sports, Country

Cockfighting has always been my idea of a great sport -- two armed entrées battling to see who'll be dinner.

P. J. O'Rourke
Sports, Ideas, Two
P.J. O'Rourke (2012). “Holidays in Hell”, p.101, Atlantic Books Ltd

...let's talk about soccer scores. There are a few things that people all around the world need to admit to themselves. Trade restraints slow economic growth, the euro is not a reserve currency and scoreless sports ties are boring.

P. J. O'Rourke
Soccer, Sports, Ties

If you're doing a column, you kind of have to. Like in the back of Sports Illustrated, Rick Reilly has to find something to be mad about. It's not really the way I approach things.

P. J. O'Rourke
Sports, Mad, Way
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Fishing... is a sport invented by insects and you are the bait.

P. J. O'Rourke
Sports, Fishing, Bait
P. J. O'Rourke (1995). “Republican Party Reptile: The Confessions, Adventures, Essays and (Other) Outrages of P. J. O'Rourke”, p.210, Atlantic Monthly Press

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