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P. J. ORourke Quotes about Alcohol

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.

P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People”, p.57, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.

P. J. O'Rourke (1983). “Modern manners”, Dell Books